so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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