he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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