I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
