The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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