Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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