She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Randomize
