So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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