Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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