awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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