I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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