Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think my fart just growled at me.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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