on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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