I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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