Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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