Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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