NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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