i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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