THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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