Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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