i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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