She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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