The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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