have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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