I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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