let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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