Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think my tv is drunk
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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