and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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