Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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