have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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