WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
