I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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