this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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