So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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