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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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