they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I am one with the molecules
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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