Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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