My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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