so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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