Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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