so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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