just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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