how can u be prego again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
is it fun? or sober?
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