everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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