when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I bet he comes in French.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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