Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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