it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's the barista slut.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am naked and annoyed.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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