You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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