In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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