you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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