She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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